Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
How did the homsi try to kill the fish? He put it under the water.
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY?? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a homsi laugh on Saturday? A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Busy all day
Q: How do you keep a homsi busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the homsi try to kill the bird? A: He threw it off a cliff.
There was a Lebanese man, a Jewish man and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through the Province. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Lebanese man were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Jewish man had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Jewish man was thinking: The Lebanese fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead. Claudia Schiffer was thinking: The Jewish fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Lebanese man and got slapped for it. And the Lebanese was thinking: This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap the Jewish bastard again.
Q: What do you call a homsi in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.
Who Is Stupid?
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked. The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
A Homsi, a Russian, and an Italian go to a machine that beeps every time you tell a lie. First out is the Russian: "I think I'm beautiful!" BEEP! Then goes the Italian"I think I'm smart!"BEEP! Finally it's time for the Homsi: I think...BEEP!